by Janette du Charme
On the Art of Dressing
One must never leave the house looking less than one's best--who knows who you might meet? Trust me, I know this.
At home, dress always as if you are expecting the most delightful company, and with the minimum of buttons.
It is also important to remember, while shopping for lingerie, that the cost of a piece is inversely proportional to how long it is expected to remain on your body.
Any man who says he prefers a woman without makeup has only been duped by a woman very skilled in the art of making up.
Glitter makeup is amusing, but hardly erotic.
When in doubt--red lipstick, black mascara, white powder.
Any man who worries about lipstick stains on his collar, deserves to have them there.
Men love mystery: do not disappoint them.
Men believe they are stronger than women: do not deceive them.
Men will say anything: do not believe them.
Men are, on the whole, wonderful creatures. But rely only upon yourself.